Clothing available only in-store at DFS

Recently jilted? Then, a trip to Dead Flower Society just might be the thing you need to get over that ex in your life. This store is a business unlike any other you’ve seen. As seen on Texas Country Reporter, the Dead Flower Society in Abilene will deliver customized Texas Cow Patties, Stinky Fish, Moldy Mistletoe for the holiday season, or their signature—Dead Flowers—to anyone that you feel has done you wrong! (Well, maybe just that pesky coworker or neighbor).

Surprise! It's "Bothersome Bob!"

You can order these bizarre and funny gifts online, by phone or in person. If you visit their storefront, you’ll be pleasantly surprised. These gals enjoy the finer things in life too. They also carry Circle E and Cowboy Candles, as well as handbags and cute, colorful designer clothing! They are located at 4613 S. 14th St. and are open daily. To place your custom order, or just for more information, check out the Dead Flower Society online or call 325-627-6556. However, owner, Connie Rose advises, “When ordering your cow patties, please keep in mind that processing time is 48 hours for glazing and drying. We feel sure you’ll understand!” Customized cow patties at Dead Flower Society are typically shipped or delivered within 72 hours from the time of order and cost between $19.99-$28.99.